Englands Sweedish manager has been in a shock love triangle in recent weeks so much so that the one and only jerry springer decided that they should be in one of his shows.

The "whacky" american decided that it'd make great television here in the UK. Saying exclusivly to Kids Love Glue he said "Well i just saw them on the cover of my favorite newspaper the sun and decided they'd just have to apear on my show. The problem was getting them on but after a large envelope was handed to the guilty parties they agreed to do the show."

In the Shock show only Ulrika and Sven apear live with Jerry but Nancy apears on a satalite transmition

In such a stupid story it is amazing how far this has gone. Sven is a 54 year old man and these women are 30 odd year old women are fucking grandad chasers just like Cathrine Zeta Jones. i'm even fucking amazed that it went as far as sky news!

Link: The Sun.co.uk

The hunt is out after a bald man invaded a major uk photoshoot, it wasn't till after they had completed the shoot that a work experience boy had a second look at the prints and said "by 'eck that aint one 'alf ugly bird."

The woman third from the back said "we were all just having fun we didn't know that some bald man had invaded the shoot we just didn't see him i mean c'mon would you have seen him?"

It is thought that the girls will have to do the picture again.

Link Sun.co.uk

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of the "k".

This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with the "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible .

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away. By the 4th yer peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

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